![]() “Therefore, get your minds ready for action, by being fully sober, and set your hope completely on the grace that will be brought to you when Jesus Christ is revealed. ![]() We all forget things from time to time but there are some things we ought to always keep fresh and in mind. I know you but I always forget a face and I never remember a name!” Mine isn’t what it used to be – my excuses are that “I have too much to think about and too little to think with!” and that “my forgetter works too good.” Another face saver when I meet someone I ought to know but just can’t place is, “I have to embarrass myself. Sort of like “Second verse, same as the first a little bit louder, and a little bit worse!” When they arrived back at the restaurant, Joe said, “Now, while you’re in there getting your purse, pick up my hat, too!” About 10 miles from where they had stopped for lunch, Opal said, “Oh, Joe! We have to go back to the restaurant – I forgot my purse!” Joe was ticked! “Opal, how can you be so stupid? As big as it is, you’d forget your nose if it wasn’t fastened to your face! You don’t have the common sense God gave a horsefly!” He harangued her for the entire 10 miles. She said, “I knew it! You can’t remember anything! I told you not to forget to put jelly on the toast!”Īnother couple went on a road trip. ![]() The wife said, “Henry, will you fix me an ice cream Sundae? And don’t forget the cherry on top!” Henry, irritated, said, “I won’t forget my memory is as sharp as a tack.” He went into the kitchen and in a few minutes he brought Matilda a plate of eggs and toast. They chided one another for their forgetfulness, neither owning up to their own lack of recall. Henry had a horrible memory and so did his wife, Matilda.
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